I've decided not to go to work as it will not matter! Instead I am using this time for things I always want to do but don't have the time!
Here's 24 things I hope to do with my spare hours:
- Be a "shock jock"
- Be a well known local musician
- Run a half marathon
- Learn to speak Chinese
- Read a classic novel like maybe the Harry Potter series
- Be a CIA agent
- Make my movie "Motorcycle Cowboys"
- Visit war torn Syria as a Western Journalist
- Kill a Unicorn
- Run with the bulls
- Be a Navy SEAL
- Eat monkey brains
- Be an NFL quarterback
- Be an NYC firefighter
- Be a cop (preferably a robo-cop)
- Hang out with the Ninja Turtles & eat pizza!!
- Write a novel about a nerdy kid name Nestor who becomes ripped & then goes back & destroys everyone who made fun of him in high school. At the end he has a moral crisis of whether he should use his powers for good or evil.
- Learn science
- Survive in a remote area with nothing but a "bowie knife"
- Go to space
- Invent na "i"Something that will outsell Apple & Microsoft combined & then use the money to buy Google & Facebook
- Hang out with friends & watch a movie
- Learn to surf
- Start my own cult
OK well I better get started, but I think I need to explain that last one a little bit (soon I will write the Cult's holy book, but for now...) I have learned the scientific bond between the spiritual & the material as seen in the lacing of a tennis shoe & its relation to a DNA Helix. If one suspends their earthly material body in a deprivation tank for a period of 8 to 10 hours in a state of total darkness, followed by hanging from the ankles for 15 minutes in a white room, the resulting state of consciousness reveals to them significant views into the eternal caverns of the spiritual mind (all of this can be done "in-mind" as it were without the aid of physical tanks, etc.). I have seen a great many number of floating orbs of energy ruminating as the flow from a central point and the relay their rumination to me via telekinesis. I'm getting frustrated because you won't believe me! Anyway I have learned very detailed information about EVERYTHING! I will laboriously begin to spell it out here:
A- Pointed on top & giving elation to digestive processes
a \'l hasan al ashari - to be disassociated with from here on out as his forthcoming life is a de-evolution into some kind of fungi
a a baranov - traded his beard for fur
aard-vark- should be pictured above every door frame at eqinox
ETC. (You get the idea)
