Dear "So & So"...

Dear Spam,
I know you're really a girl who's got a crush on me & is trying to get my attention. After all you are the only one who ever writes me email. I have tried responding to you but it seems there's an error. I have a question, what is Cialis?
Well I hope your "Make money from home" job is going good! Ttyl.

Yosh





Dear Jimmy Fallon,
Thank you.

Yosh




Dear Google,
I have an idea that maybe you haven't tried yet. Buy Apple. Don't be like Yahoo when they had a chance to buy you. Do it now while you have a chance. Then you should buy Microsoft.

Yosh