Cravings for Unedible

I don't really like brushing my teeth. Maybe it's that it takes several minutes of my precious time each day. Maybe it's that I usually brush before I go to bed and usually I 'm tired and don't feel like expending that energy. Maybe it's because I constantly wonder if I'm brushing well enough, or if I need a new brush? Sometimes though, tooth paste tastes bad and you just want to get it out of your mouth. Sometimes tooth paste tastes good though and you almost want to eat it. Haven't you ever wanted to eat toothpaste?