Wednesday, August 13, 2008

The Popping Theory

Sometimes I am boggled by quote “scientists”. While studying the origin of life they are having a real problem trying to understand where it all came from in the beginnning. They are also trying to figure out how things morph over time to create new things/animals etc. It's so easy to come up with a theory. Here is my theory, it is called The Popping Theory. Basically things just "pop" out of nothing into existence. This explains things like the Cambrian Explosion. It explains why they are having a hard time finding fossils that link monkeys to man. If you think about it, it makes much more sense if things just "popped" into existence.

Monday, August 11, 2008

E Paper and the Coming Controversy

I heard on a podcast today that "they" have discovered E Paper. This is paper that is basically like a computer screen and so they can use it for magazine covers and animated covers. Pretty soon I'm sure it will be thin enough to be every page of the magazine. Now we can watch our magazines rather then read them, thank goodness....I thought the age of reading was never going to end. Oops...that affects this blog. I guess we better work on making this blog into it's movie version - not so much because it needs to work on E Paper, but because it won't be too long before society has done away with reading completely (it is a quite archaic way of communicating anyway) (I mean, just think of how long its taking me to type this by pushing each individual key for every letter, if I acted this all out it would be much easier)
There is one small problem with E Paper is that it takes power. That means fossil fuels or something. And I have heard about how the ozone is depleting or depreciating or what ever. Fossil fuels are made from melting dinosaur bones which there can only be so many of. The next animal whose bones we use may actually need to be non-extinct. I guess we would pick the most useless animals first (probably the Tea Cup Poodle) but once we extinct them we will need to move on to ugliest animals. I can foresee the moral debate here as many humans will be considered. But really, they should sacrifice themselves for the good of all. Technology must march forward.

Saturday, August 9, 2008

The Hollowed Out Horse Episode

That Survivor Guy on the Discovery Channel has put himself through some rigorous experiences. Tonight I was watching him in this mountainous area where it rained a lot. He was getting cold and needed to make a fire. He was really struggling. If I was in this situation I know exactly what I would do. I would find a horse and hollow it out and climb inside. I have heard this is one of the best ways to keep yourself warm. Survivor Guy should know this. I think I will write and/or call the Discovery Channel and inform them of this well known survival tactic. Maybe it will be in a future episode of Survivor Guy. It will probably be pretty controversial, but will go down in history and be known as the Hollowed Out Horse Episode. It was my idea, K - you read it here first.