Last Night

Last night I was really tired so I left the Rockslide (local Brew-Pub) and when I got home I sat down on the couch and talked with my roommate. When he went into the kitchen to make a casodilla I fell asleep. That tells you how tired I was. Then I went to bed. Don't lose interest yet! I was awoke by one roommate yelling at the other. I think he was about to kill the noisy one!!! I thought I was dreaming at first. Does anyone else have these issues? Issues of thinking you're dreaming at first?

Animal Crackers

I just don't understand, why call them Amimal Crackers when they are clearly cookies! I can eat many aminal crackers at a time. I remember when I was a youngin' and they came in a little box with the picture of a train car for a circus with aminals in it.

Fight for your right to party

Really, I think that its in the constitution that you have a right to party. But when did you have to fight for it? I thank all the people who have gone before me and led the way, Like Rodney Culverwell who got so drunk that he ate the lobsters that his mother was saving for a special dinner, and he used a microwave to cook them! and Mark Barber who Showed up to work at burger king three days in a row with a hangover. So keep up the fight you patriotic people and fight for your right to party!

Dreams

Everyone has dreams.
Including me.
Some wish for wealth, some for fame, some for love, but not me. I have often thought man, wouldent it be cool if aliens were to give me a supercomputer that could transform matter into any objects I wanted. Then I could have a spaceship with a reclining couch and travel to places I want to see, like go to mars and look at that face or to the moon and leave a bunch of trash from McDonalds and someday freak out future astronauts because they would find the trash and go "hey this is a wrapper for the McRib! They quit making those over 100 years ago!" And then my supercomputer could also make me a time camera so I could send my videocamera thru time and look at all of the suspicious events that have happened. The time camera would be out of phase with the rest of the universe(of course) so it would not be detected and I would not cause any time line troubles, but I would be the first guy to know about these things. I'm thinking that if aliens monitor all the blogs then they will come and give me the supercomputer. Oh and a holodeck that makes real girls too. Anyhow you got to have dreams and someday perhaps they will come true.

War in Iraq

Just kidding! I mean, there IS a war in Iraq, but I'm kidding about writing about it, I just wanted to use that as bait. Really I want to talk about what's on my mind lately. Lately I have been thinking about this huge tree I see out my office window and so today at lunch I rode my bike over there. I really want to climb it but I'm not sure if its on private property. I have been cited for trespassing before and I'm afraid about how some people are so quick to punish you to the full extent of the law for something so SMALL. It was a beautiful afternoon but I was scared that I might get "goatheads" in my tires.

Sometimes I wish I were a robot

Man would that not be great? If I were a robot I could Ignore all the things that people say like "hey you idiot why are you wearing all that tin foil and a box on your head?" or things like " You have a coolantleak in your pants" Man, someday people will have a robot, and maybe a robot girlfriend who will sit and watch japanese anime and think its cool too and will dig his WOW rating and will not get mad when you eat chips off your chest and use your bellybutton as a salt dish for celery.
Robots are cool

why the hitler mustach is funny only sometimes

I didnt want to do it, but you forced me. In the never ending thing that is facial hair, I think that people sometimes get obsessed with things that they have no control over. Yes you can turn your molestach into a hitler special, but dont show it to people that really like Oprah, or people that think Dr. Phil is the only hope for them, because they will just look at you and yell things like"you are the worst person I have ever seen! How can you have a Hitler style and not think about all the terrible things he did! You must like Hitler, therfore you are a little Hitler! I'm calling the personell director and see what he says about this you wont have a job later mister if I have anything to say about it!" Well I guess I wont show her my novelty KKK halloween costume either. Anyhow Hitler did some good things, like killing himself, and...well thats about it. And the KKK? Well they show us the results of inbreeding and a 3rd grade education, and excessive beer andmany other things I dare not mention. But no matter what you do someone will always get offended. So just shave off the facial hair completly and you will be ok. Any racial overtones or offending text in this message is only meant to show that these things have no place in a civilized society and should not be tolerated. Of course this should be obvious to anyone who isnt a retard.

Nasty Bits

tODAY i MA THINKING OF THE COLOR GREEN AND WONDERING ABOUT oh crap sorry the button that shall remain nameless was on. I don't want to point any fingers CAPS LOCK but, you know, it was someone over by the "a" key.

I have a PC and not a MAC, but I know a guy that has a MAC and he is the smuggest AV bear I know.

Do you ever wonder about the weather? Did you know that there is a conspiracy theory for literally everything under the sun? I have always been amazed by conspiracy theorists. They are so confidently paranoid!

But you need to stop and ask yourself: What if Bigfoot really did coordinate the 9/11 attacks from an underground base in New Mexico?

WHAT IF?

I like cats.