My Top 40 Song

These days with the magic of Auto Tune, anyone can make a top 40 hit ready for radio!
What about rhythm? Don't need it! Let the software make a beat for you!
What about instrumental talent? Really? Are you gonna make me answer that?
What bout voice talent? AUTO TUNE!
What about songwriting? Who gives a rip what you sing about? As long as it has that sweet auto tune sound and a funky beat, you can sing about ANYTHING! (ex. The Huntsville Rapist, that commercial with T Pain where he even talks in auto tune).
What about originality? No need! Today's clubs and top 40 are completely free of it, so why would you need it?


So, here are the lyrics to my new song. The only thing I'm having trouble with is rhyming... I wonder if there is Auto Rhyming software? WAIT! I just invented it!

Da Club
Yo yo yo yo yo yo
Money!
There I was on a work day
Couldn't think about nuthin'
Except the weekend
And goin' to the club

Chorus:
Da club, da club, da club
Workin' it with the ladies in the club
Da club, da club, da club
Dancin' all night long

Forget real life
All that matters is my clubbin
And actin' like I'm a star
And gettin' all the chicks


Da Club (after run through Auto Rhyming SoftwareTM)
Yo yo yo yo yo yo
Moneyo!
There I was on a work day
Couldn't think about nuthin'ay
Except the weekend, ey
And goin' to the clubay

Chorus:
Da club, da club, da club
Workin' it with the ladies in the club
Da club, da club, da club
Dancin' all night long, bub

Forget real life
All that matters is my clubbin life
And actin' like I'm a star life
And gettin' all the chicks life

Could You Kill A Moose?

With your bare hands?

First I would imagine you would take off your gloves, because you need bare hands.
Second, you would need to go where the mooses are: Alaska most likey. Although there are a few around here though I think they are endangered and you'd get in big trouble for killing one.
Third: why would you want to kill a moose? Do humans eat moose meat? Maybe you need a coat rack? Or a moose fur coat? I know Mink is frowned upon for coats, but is Moose?
Fourth, think about sneaking upon the moose or maybe dropping down on it from a tree.
Meece are VERY LARGE aminals, so think about that. You don't get a gun or knife. Or a rope. This is...this could be EXTREMELY difficult. No, it WILL. Your only option suffocation. So you must be strong enough to asphyxiate the moose around the neck.
Or I don't know, maybe you can kick it in the ribs hard enough to puncture a lung.

I don't know, OK? Just forget it.


Anyone know what Moose Burger tastes like? I'm hungry.