Thoughts on Things

Voices

Many of us have "voices in our head". Some people have problems with their voices. My biggest problem is sometimes understanding them. Like last night "Mill them all." What is THAT supposed to mean?


Get Well Soon

How soon is too soon to give someone a Get Well Soon Card? I thought about having some on hand at all times. If you saw a kid fall off his bike & break his arm, it would probably make him feel better if you went over & gave him a Get Well Soon card, then called 911.
Maybe the SOONER you gave it, the SOONER they could get well?

The "Center Brain"

You've heard of "right brained" people and "left brained" people. It has been discovered that the left brain is the more logical side thinking in mathematics and concrete concepts while the left brain controls spatial, non-verbal and emotional thought.
In recent years scientists have discovered a small brain within our brains called the Corpus Colosseum. Experiments are revealing that erratic and semi-normal psychopathic behavior comes from this area. Also ultra-sound shows that there is a tiny horse in there running on a treadmill. Exercised cloud-watchers argue the image reveals a unicorn standing on a tortoise. I have seen an MRI of the image and I saw something utterly different. It was a gibbon speaking in Mandarin which I for some reason understood. He played piano and gave me insight into the 5th dimension. The following equation resulted:
a+b5/the root of Potassium Argon x z(moles)to the 5th= the root of the curvature of the space/time continuum.
In other words, if we square it, we have a working equation for finding worm holes in the fabric of time! What a smart gibbon!

Your Minde: A Repository of "Things"

There are things in your head waiting dormant until you call on them to be produced by way of speech, electronic typewriter, musical instrument or artiste's medium. In order to prove to you what I mean I will produce for you a list "things" that come from none other than my mind.
Bull (The male cow)
Car battery
Cat lice
Rope
Mortgage
Rose (and/or lilies)
Macbeth (the play, not the planet)
Pottery
Black jelly beans
Rice pudding
Wrench (16mm)
A red button
Mule
Pastries

Now I ask you, where did these items come from? Not one of them was triggered by a direct and recent experience. However, they lie dormant, put there years ago upon my first contact with them.
So next time, think about what is in your mind and how might you use it. I like drawing and painting and so I think I will draw a bull with a wrench eating a bowl of rice pudding.

PS I'm not British, but if you read this in an English accent it sounds more proper and scientific. Thank you..