why the hitler mustach is funny only sometimes

I didnt want to do it, but you forced me. In the never ending thing that is facial hair, I think that people sometimes get obsessed with things that they have no control over. Yes you can turn your molestach into a hitler special, but dont show it to people that really like Oprah, or people that think Dr. Phil is the only hope for them, because they will just look at you and yell things like"you are the worst person I have ever seen! How can you have a Hitler style and not think about all the terrible things he did! You must like Hitler, therfore you are a little Hitler! I'm calling the personell director and see what he says about this you wont have a job later mister if I have anything to say about it!" Well I guess I wont show her my novelty KKK halloween costume either. Anyhow Hitler did some good things, like killing himself, and...well thats about it. And the KKK? Well they show us the results of inbreeding and a 3rd grade education, and excessive beer andmany other things I dare not mention. But no matter what you do someone will always get offended. So just shave off the facial hair completly and you will be ok. Any racial overtones or offending text in this message is only meant to show that these things have no place in a civilized society and should not be tolerated. Of course this should be obvious to anyone who isnt a retard.