Out of Context

MAny things we say throughout our days can be outrageously hilarious if just taken out of context, here are some:

"Somebody ate all the twinkies out of my zombie survival kit!" ~Tim Mayer

"Hey...if I can get free Rice-a-Roni, I'll do it too!" ~Me

"No! I don't want to get chocolate cake in my veins!" ~Me

"Let's not throw a frozen turkey at a girl that weighs 50 pounds!" ~Rachel Dawson

"Why are there chickens on the lawn?" ~Charity Meinhart